hellohs adorlings !
didnt go to school today , woke up at 11 , seeing 61 missed calls , 20 messages . partly from unknown stranger , who claims to be my boyfriend . * eeeeeeeeeeww ! no-way ! * from babygirl , her pp8 num and her bill number . and was from mummy !
wokeup , called bbygirl straight away , asked her where she is and she said she was going home , from school . and to my suprise , it was 11 . how pathetic kann ? i know kan ? asked her to come to my house , and she did . used comp , smoked , cooked , eat , smoked , talked about guys and then MONYET text me , randomly . i asked him for a meet up , and he said , kalau nak jumpe , kat macpherson . who's gonna entertain ? bluek . no-way . well actually i could . but i havent bathe , futhermore , im still sleepy . * swineeeeee * . hehehs . went down , lepak jap , smoked with nunu . saw nasrun , talk and talk , sent nunu home then went homee . eyh , correction , sent nunu till bus stop . hehehs . you should know im a swine what . cheeeeeese ! hahahs .
slept like a pig after that . but wait . i bathe already by that time , okayhs . woke up at 6.30 , when mummy gave me a call , to open my room door . blueks . by right she could just open it using a key . how swine mummy is . sheeeeeesh . great , like mother like daughter . peace . got a nag from nanny . i dont know when she came also . and i can still memorise clearly what nanny said , it goes like this ,
" ape nak jady ngan remaje zaman sekarang ni ? kalu tak melepak tido . kalau tak tido , melepak . kalau tak melepak , tido sampai malam . ape nak jady ? anak dara ape kau ni ? memalukan perompuan jek . keciqkeciq cute , dah besar menyusahkan orang . ini uhk budahk zaman sekarang . dah berape hari kau tak balek rumah kau ni ? elok sangat ke tido kat umah kawan kau tu ? si * insertsname * ? ape dah jady ngan kau ni . mulemule tak dengar kate mama , sekarang lary rumah , lepas ni ape ? menyundal ? "
and she goes on and on . and i replied to her this ,
" nek , ade baik nye nenek gy minum suaa . dah batal puase dah . petpot sane sini macam orang gile . gy minum sua . dah baek orang balek , bile tak balek , call , suro balek . sampai call cikgu pakse suro balek . bile orang dah balek , dah start perangai gile nenek . bising uhk . "
then i took my meal , go up , slamme the door . fuck her uhk . nabeyh turban . cheese-kate . nose luhk she . * ughs * !
then mummy went up , talked to me , physco me here and there , then i went down . and guessed what , nanny like stare at me . wtf ? i nose kan ? i laughed all the way , that made her call me crazy ! nenek gile luhk nenek .
and yeah , IO Saiful called me . hahas . mengatal sambil asked me what happened . nose luhk he . hahas . i was laughing all the way when i was talking to him . and i had to come down police station for futher investigation . noseeeeeee . asked for my address , gave my block , 8th storey , woodlands cresent , my unit number , and all .
and yeahs , currently blogging and facebooking and friendstering , and listening to music . heees . peace or cheese .
goodnight ,
tiara.twinklestaar